Spreading Good News (Part 455 – Signs and Notices)

The goal of Spreading Good News is for readers to:

GET INSPIRED and/or GET MOTIVATED and/or GET INFORMED and/or GET AWE-STRUCK and/or GET A BREAK FROM ALL THE NEGATIVE NEWS and to tell readers about our good, short books and our online store.

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IF YOU CAN’T BE NICE, BE QUIET.  ~ Joyce Fields

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TODAY’S BLOG

It’s time for some humor.  I hope you enjoy these!

Signs and Notices

~ Author unknown

On a plumber’s truck:  “We repair what your husband fixed.”

Pizza shop slogan:  “7 days without pizza makes one weak.”

Door of a plastic surgeon’s office:  “Hello. Can we pick your nose?”

At a towing company:  “We don’t charge an arm and a leg. We want tows.”

In a non-smoking area:  “If we see smoke, we will assume you are on fire and take appropriate action.”

On a maternity room door:  “Push. Push. Push.”

On the trucks of a local plumbing company:  “Don’t sleep with a drip. Call your plumber.”

At an optometrist’s office:  “If you don’t see what you’re looking for, you’ve come to the right place.”

On a taxidermist’s window:  “We really know our stuff.”

In a podiatrist’s office:  “Time wounds all heels.”

On a fence:  “Salesmen welcome! Dog food is expensive.”

At the electric company:  “We would be de-lighted if you send in your bill. However, if you don’t, you will be.”

In a restaurant window:  “Don’t stand there and be hungry. Come on in and get fed up.”

In the front yard of a funeral home:  “Drive carefully. We’ll wait”

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NOTE FROM JOYCEIf you enjoyed and/or learned from this blog, please leave a comment and send the link to others.  Thanks!!

If you’re interested in reading all about “My Breast Cancer Journey,” those posts start with post #334.

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~ Joyce Fields

 

ADDITIONAL OFFERINGS FROM JOYCE FIELDS

 

GET MORE INSPIRATION!!  You can order our books and order merchandise from our online store at this link:

 

https://lineofserenity.wordpress.com/get-more-inspiration/

 

Thanks for your interest AND support!!

 

 

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About Line of Serenity (Joyce Fields)

As a thought leader for today's generation, I choose to be part of the solution and am doing things that positively impact people's lives. In addition to being a happy, married (since 1967!) woman, sister, aunt, mother, grandmother, great grandmother, I have over 40 years' experience in "Corporate America": Stenographer, Secretary, Supervisor, Analyst, Office Manager, Executive Assistant. I am also a professional proofreader and the author of eight books (seven non-fiction; one children's fiction--http://www.GoodShortBooks.com).
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