Spreading Good News (Post 691 – FUNNY FRIDAY: 40 Years of Marriage)

The goal of Spreading Good News is for readers to:

GET INSPIRED and/or GET MOTIVATED and/or GET INFORMED and/or GET AWE-STRUCK and/or GET A BREAK FROM ALL THE NEGATIVE NEWS and to tell readers about our good, short books and our online store.

CLICK THE “FOLLOW” BUTTON ABOVE TO RECEIVE AN E-MAIL ALERT FOR EACH NEW, DAILY POST!!

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CONSTANT QUOTE

 

 

IT’S BETTER TO DIE CHASING A DREAM NEVER CAUGHT THAN TO DIE NEVER HAVING CHASED THE DREAM.  ~ Joyce Fields

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SHOW DIGNITY WHEN YOU LOSE, AS WELL AS WHEN YOU WIN.  ~ Joyce Fields

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OCTOBER IS “NATIONAL ANTI-BULLYING AWARENESS MONTH.”

Dear Bully:  A Collection of Poems about Bullying opens a child’s heart to the pain and horror of bullyingWritten from the perspectives of the bullied, the parent of the bullied, the sibling of the bully, and the bully him or herself.  For 5th graders and above.

Joyce is reading six poems from the book at  http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-3sdKM-yl2M.  And please leave a comment!!

Order today for all the children you know and love. . .http://www.GoodShortBooks.com

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ANNOUNCING A NEW BOOK!!  My Simple Quotes to Live By.  This book contains 169 original quotes on 90 pages. 

It’s available at http://www.amazon.com/Simple-Quotes-Live-Joyce-Fields/dp/1466318562/ref=sr_1_1?s=books&ie=UTF8&qid=1344234589&sr=1-1&keywords=my+simple+quotes+to+live+by

 

The “Constant Quote” (above) was chosen to appear in the 2013 Women’s Advantage Shared Wisdom Calendar that is available at http://www.womansadvantage.biz/prod_cat.php 

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TODAY’S BLOG

It’s “Funny Friday!”   A family friend, Clarence Heath, sent me this one.  I hope it will add another smile or laugh to the beginning of your weekend.

FUNNY FRIDAY

40 Years of Marriage

A married couple in their early 60s is celebrating their 40th wedding anniversary in a quiet, romantic little restaurant.

Suddenly, a tiny, beautiful fairy appeared on their table. She said, “For being such an exemplary married couple and for being loving to each other for all this time, I will grant you each one wish.”

The wife answered, “Oh, I want to travel around the world with my darling husband.

The fairy waved her magic wand and–poof! – two tickets for the Queen Mary II appeared in her hand.

The husband thought for a moment:  “Well, this is all very romantic, but an opportunity like this will never come again.  I’m sorry, my love, but my wish is to have a wife who is 30 years younger than I am.”

The wife and the fairy were deeply disappointed, but a wish is a wish.

So the fairy waved her magic wand and–poof!. . .

The husband immediately became 92 years old.

 

The moral of this story:
Men who are ungrateful jerks should remember that fairies are female.

 

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NOTE FROM JOYCEIf you enjoyed and/or learned from this blog, please leave a comment and send the link to others.  Thanks!!

If you’re interested in reading all about “My Breast Cancer Journey,” those posts start with post #334.

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~ Joyce Fields

 

ADDITIONAL OFFERINGS FROM JOYCE FIELDS

Joyce is an author who has written eight books.  If you enjoy this blog, you will, undoubtedly, enjoy all her books.  Her sister, Anita, is also an author.

BE INSPIRED!  You can read about and order their books AND order merchandise from their online store at this link (or click the “BE INSPIRED!” button above):

https://lineofserenity.wordpress.com/get-more-inspiration/

Thanks for your interest AND support!!

Contact Joyce at goodshortbooks@yahoo.com.

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SOME OF JOYCE’S FAVORITE BLOGS

I visit these blogs and leave comments regularly.  I think you will enjoy them all!

http://www.lenasledgeblog.com  Books, reviews, give-aways, interviews.

http://www.living4bliss.com  Believing Life Is Set up for Success (BLISS)

http://www.goss-coaching.com/author/gosscoaching  A professional writer and wellness coach helping people connect thoughts, feelings, beliefs, and action to create optimal health and a vibrant life.

http://www.thebirkineffect.com  Musings of a “want it all” 21st century woman

http://www.thesweetsensations.com  A baking, entertainment, and lifestyle blog.  Fantastic recipes and food photography, too!

http://www.pennilessparenting.com  A rich life on minimum wage.  Plus fabulous, healthful recipes!

http://www.rumpydog.com  I’m a dog with a unique perspective on human life.

http://www.davidkanigan.com/  Lead.Learn.Live.  David Kanigan:  Inspiration, Ideas & Information.

http://www.callingoftheheart.wordpress.com  Spirituality, Psychology, and Political.

http://www.petedenton.wordpress.com  Writer of short stories, Flash fiction, and some scripts.

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About Line of Serenity (Joyce Fields)

As a thought leader for today's generation, I choose to be part of the solution and am doing things that positively impact people's lives. In addition to being a happy, married (since 1967!) woman, sister, aunt, mother, grandmother, great grandmother, I have over 40 years' experience in "Corporate America": Stenographer, Secretary, Supervisor, Analyst, Office Manager, Executive Assistant. I am also a professional proofreader and the author of eight books (seven non-fiction; one children's fiction--http://www.GoodShortBooks.com).
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4 Responses to Spreading Good News (Post 691 – FUNNY FRIDAY: 40 Years of Marriage)

  1. Sandra says:

    Love this, your family is hilarious!

  2. I enjoy the efforts you have put in this, thank you for all the great posts.

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