Spreading Good News (Post 763 – FUNNY FRIDAY: “Caught Speeding”)

Spreading Good NewsThe goal of Spreading Good News is for readers to:

GET INSPIRED and/or GET MOTIVATED and/or GET INFORMED and/or GET AWE-STRUCK and/or GET A BREAK FROM ALL THE NEGATIVE NEWS and to tell readers about our good, short books and our online store.

 

CLICK THE “BE INSPIRED!” BUTTON (ABOVE) TO VIEW OUR BOOKS AND OUR ONLINE STORE!!  In our online store, we have “World Peace” and other great merchandise, as well as “Meaningful Messages,” which are unique greeting cards that address serious issues, including incarceration, terminal illness, and heart-to-heart cards.

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Constant Quote2CONSTANT QUOTE

 

 

IT’S BETTER TO DIE CHASING A DREAM NEVER CAUGHT THAN TO DIE NEVER HAVING CHASED THE DREAM.  ~ Joyce Fields

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Today's Quote

 

 

 

DON’T STAND IN THE WAY OF YOUR OWN LIGHT.  ~ Joyce Fields

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THE ANTI-BULLYING PLEDGE

The Pledge - resizedIt’s FREE and available at http://www.GoodShortBooks.com!  A useful and very effective tool against bullying.

Gives kids something to live up to–their own pledge!

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TODAY’S BLOG

It’s “Funny Friday!”   I hope this one will add another smile or laugh to the beginning of your weekend.  It was sent to me by my adopted niece, Moniek Spearman.

 

Funny FridayFUNNY FRIDAY

Caught Speeding

Woman:  “Is there a problem, Officer?”

Officer:  “Ma’am, you were speeding.”

Woman:  “Oh, I see.”

Officer:  “Can I see your license, please?”

Woman:  “I’d give it to you, but I don’t have one.”

Officer:  “You don’t have one?”

Woman:  “Lost it four times for drunk driving.”

Officer:  “I see.  Can I see your vehicle registration papers, please.”

Woman:  “I can’t do that, either.”

Officer:  “Why not?”

Woman:  “I stole this car.”

Officer:  “Stole it?”

Woman:  “Yes, and I killed and hacked up the owner.”

Officer:  “You what?”

Woman:  “His body parts are in plastic bags in the trunk if you want
to see.”

The Officer looks at the woman, slowly backs away to his car, and
calls for back up.  Within minutes, five police cars circle the car.  A senior
officer slowly approaches the car, clasping his half-drawn gun.

Officer 2:  “Ma’am, could you step out of your vehicle please?!”

The woman steps out of her vehicle.

Woman:  “Is there a problem, sir?”

Officer 2:  “One of my officers told me that you have stolen this
car and murdered the owner.”

Woman:  “Murdered the owner?”

Officer 2:  “Yes, could you please open the trunk of your car?”

The woman opens the trunk, revealing nothing but an empty trunk.

Officer 2:  “Is this your car, ma’am?”

Woman:  “Yes, here are the registration papers.”

The first officer is stunned.

Officer 2:  “One of my officers claims that you do not have a driving license.”

The woman digs into her handbag and pulls out her wallet, which is open to her license and hands it to the officer.  The officer examines the license and looks quite puzzled.

Officer 2:  “Thank you ma’am.  One of my officers told me you didn’t
have a license, that you stole this car, and that you murdered and hacked
up the owner.”

Woman:  “WHAT!!  And I betcha the lying IDIOT told you I was speeding, too!”

 

 

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NOTE FROM JOYCEIf you enjoyed and/or learned from this blog, please leave a comment and send the link to others.  Thanks!!

JourneyIf you’re interested in reading all about “My Breast Cancer Journey,” those posts start with post #334.

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~ Joyce Fields

 

ADDITIONAL OFFERINGS FROM JOYCE FIELDS

Joyce is an author who has written eight books.  If you enjoy this blog, you will, undoubtedly, enjoy all her books.  Her sister, Anita, is also an author.

BE INSPIRED!  You can read about and order their books AND order merchandise from their online store at this link (or click the “BE INSPIRED!” button above):

https://lineofserenity.wordpress.com/get-more-inspiration/

Thanks for your interest AND support!!

Contact Joyce at goodshortbooks@yahoo.com.

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Favorite BlogsSOME OF JOYCE’S FAVORITE BLOGS

I visit these blogs and leave comments regularly.  I think you will enjoy them all!

http://www.lenasledgeblog.com  Books, reviews, give-aways, interviews.

http://www.living4bliss.com  Believing Life Is Set up for Success (BLISS)

http://www.goss-coaching.com/author/gosscoaching  A professional writer and wellness coach helping people connect thoughts, feelings, beliefs, and action to create optimal health and a vibrant life.

http://www.thebirkineffect.com  Musings of a “want it all” 21st century woman

http://www.thesweetsensations.com  A baking, entertainment, and lifestyle blog.  Fantastic recipes and food photography, too!

http://www.pennilessparenting.com  A rich life on minimum wage.  Plus fabulous, healthful recipes!

http://www.rumpydog.com  I’m a dog with a unique perspective on human life.

http://www.davidkanigan.com/  Lead.Learn.Live.  David Kanigan:  Inspiration, Ideas & Information.

http://www.callingoftheheart.wordpress.com  Spirituality, Psychology, and Political.

http://www.petedenton.wordpress.com  Writer of short stories, Flash fiction, and some scripts.

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About Line of Serenity (Joyce Fields)

As a thought leader for today's generation, I choose to be part of the solution and am doing things that positively impact people's lives. In addition to being a happy, married (since 1967!) woman, sister, aunt, mother, grandmother, great grandmother, I have over 40 years' experience in "Corporate America": Stenographer, Secretary, Supervisor, Analyst, Office Manager, Executive Assistant. I am also a professional proofreader and the author of eight books (seven non-fiction; one children's fiction--http://www.GoodShortBooks.com).
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4 Responses to Spreading Good News (Post 763 – FUNNY FRIDAY: “Caught Speeding”)

  1. Sandra says:

    Ha, I didn’t see that one coming!

  2. Pete Denton says:

    Nice one! I wondered where that one was heading. Didn’t see that ending 🙂

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