Spreading Good News (Post 768 – FUNNY FRIDAY: Giraffe Test)

The goal of Spreading Good News is for readers to:

GET INSPIRED and/or GET MOTIVATED and/or GET INFORMED and/or GET AWE-STRUCK and/or GET A BREAK FROM ALL THE NEGATIVE NEWS and to tell readers about our good, short books and our online store.

 

CLICK THE “BE INSPIRED!” BUTTON (ABOVE) TO VIEW OUR BOOKS AND OUR ONLINE STORE!!  In our online store, we have “World Peace” and other great merchandise, as well as “Meaningful Messages,” which are unique greeting cards that address serious issues, including incarceration, terminal illness, and heart-to-heart cards.

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CONSTANT QUOTE

 

 

IT’S BETTER TO DIE CHASING A DREAM NEVER CAUGHT THAN TO DIE NEVER HAVING CHASED THE DREAM.  ~ Joyce Fields

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DON’T EXPECT MORE FROM OTHERS THAN YOU DO FROM YOURSELF.

~ Joyce Fields

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THE ANTI-BULLYING PLEDGE

It’s FREE and available at http://www.GoodShortBooks.com!  A useful and very effective tool against bullying.

Gives kids something to live up to–their own pledge!

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TODAY’S BLOG

It’s “Funny Friday!”   I hope this one will add another smile or laugh to the beginning of your weekend.  It was sent to me by my cousin, Pat Eddings.

FUNNY FRIDAY

Giraffe Test

There are four questions.  Don’t miss one.

1.  How do you put a giraffe into a refrigerator?  (Stop and think about it and decide on your answer before you scroll down.)

 

 

 

 

 

The correct answer is:  Open the refrigerator, put in the giraffe, and close the door.  (This question tests whether you tend to do simple things in an overly complicated way.)

2.  How do you put an elephant into a refrigerator?

 

 

 

 

 

Did you say:  “Open the refrigerator, put in the elephant, and close the refrigerator?”  Wrong answer.  The correct answer:  Open the refrigerator, take out the giraffe, put in the elephant and close the door.  (This tests your ability to think through the repercussions of your previous actions.)

3.  The Lion King is hosting an animal conference.  All the animals attend, except one.  Which animal does not attend?

 

 

 

 

 

Correct answer:  The elephant.  The elephant is in the refrigerator.  You just put him in there.  (This tests your memory.)  Okay, even if you did not answer the first three questions correctly, you still have one more chance to show your true abilities.

4.  There is a river you must cross, but it is used by crocodiles, and you do not have a boat.  How do you manage it?

 

 

 

 

 

Correct answer:  You jump into the river and swim across.  Have you not been listening?  All the crocodiles are attending the Animal Meeting.  (This tests whether you learn quickly from your mistakes.)

According to Anderson Consulting Worldwide, around 90% of the professionals they tested got all answers wrong, but many preschoolers got several correct answers.  Anderson Consulting says this conclusively proves the theory that most professionals do not have the brains of a four-year-old.

Share this to frustrate all of your smart friends.

 

 

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NOTE FROM JOYCE:  If you enjoyed and/or learned from this blog, please leave a comment and send the link to others.  Thanks!!

If you’re interested in reading all about “My Breast Cancer Journey,” those posts start with post #334.

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~ Joyce Fields

 

ADDITIONAL OFFERINGS FROM JOYCE FIELDS

Joyce is an author who has written eight books.  If you enjoy this blog, you will, undoubtedly, enjoy all her books.  Her sister, Anita, is also an author.

BE INSPIRED!  You can read about and order their books AND order merchandise from their online store at this link (or click the “BE INSPIRED!” button above):

https://lineofserenity.wordpress.com/get-more-inspiration/

Thanks for your interest AND support!!

Contact Joyce at goodshortbooks@yahoo.com.

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SOME OF JOYCE’S FAVORITE BLOGS

I visit these blogs and leave comments regularly.  I think you will enjoy them all!

http://www.lenasledgeblog.com  Books, reviews, give-aways, interviews.

http://www.living4bliss.com  Believing Life Is Set up for Success (BLISS)

http://www.goss-coaching.com/author/gosscoaching  A professional writer and wellness coach helping people connect thoughts, feelings, beliefs, and action to create optimal health and a vibrant life.

http://www.thebirkineffect.com  Musings of a “want it all” 21st century woman

http://www.thesweetsensations.com  A baking, entertainment, and lifestyle blog.  Fantastic recipes and food photography, too!

http://www.pennilessparenting.com  A rich life on minimum wage.  Plus fabulous, healthful recipes!

http://www.rumpydog.com  I’m a dog with a unique perspective on human life.

http://www.davidkanigan.com/  Lead.Learn.Live.  David Kanigan:  Inspiration, Ideas & Information.

http://www.callingoftheheart.wordpress.com  Spirituality, Psychology, and Political.

http://www.petedenton.wordpress.com  Writer of short stories, Flash fiction, and some scripts.

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