Kids and Their Teachers
A little girl was talking to her teacher about whales.
The teacher said it was physically impossible for a whale to swallow a human because even though it was a very large mammal, its throat was very small.
The little girl stated that Jonah was swallowed by a whale.
Irritated, the teacher reiterated that a whale could not swallow a human; it was physically impossible.
The little girl replied, “Well, when I get to Heaven, I will ask Jonah.”
The teacher asked, “What if Jonah went to hell?”
The little girl responded, “Then you ask him.”
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This falls under the category of kids say the darndest things!