FUNNY FRIDAY – May 31-June 4, 2019

Funny Friday

Kids and Their Teachers

A little girl was talking to her teacher about whales.

The teacher said it was physically impossible for a whale to swallow a human because even though it was a very large mammal, its throat was very small.

The little girl stated that Jonah was swallowed by a whale.

Irritated, the teacher reiterated that a whale could not swallow a human; it was physically impossible.

The little girl replied, “Well, when I get to Heaven, I will ask Jonah.”

The teacher asked, “What if Jonah went to hell?”

The little girl responded, “Then you ask him.”

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About Line of Serenity (Joyce Fields)

As a thought leader for today's generation, I choose to be part of the solution and am doing things that positively impact people's lives. In addition to being a happy, married (since 1967!) woman, sister, aunt, mother, grandmother, great grandmother, I have over 40 years' experience in "Corporate America": Stenographer, Secretary, Supervisor, Analyst, Office Manager, Executive Assistant. I am also a professional proofreader and the author of 10 books (mostly non-fiction)--http://www.GoodShortBooks.com).
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1 Response to FUNNY FRIDAY – May 31-June 4, 2019

  1. Sandra Garth says:

    This falls under the category of kids say the darndest things!

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