Monthly Archives: June 2019

Too Drunk! An Idaho State trooper pulled a car over on the freeway, a little bit north of the Idaho/Utah State line.  When the trooper asked the driver why he was speeding, the driver said he was a magician and … Continue reading →

Four Husbands The local news station was interviewing an 80-year-old lady because she had just gotten married for the fourth time.  The interviewer asked her questions about her life, about what it felt like to be marrying again at 80, … Continue reading →

Retiree Health Message As I was lying in bed pondering the problems of the world, I rapidly realized that I don’t really give a rat’s hiney.  It’s the tortoise life for me! 1.  If walking is good for your health, … Continue reading →

Caught Speeding Woman:  “Is there a problem, Officer?” Officer:  “Ma’am, you were speeding.” Woman:  “Oh, I see.” Officer:  “Can I see your license, please?” Woman:  “I’d give it to you, but I don’t have one.” Officer:  “You don’t have one?” … Continue reading →