Author Archives: Line of Serenity (Joyce Fields)

I wrote this piece a couple of weeks ago. Some of it is excerpted from my book, “THE LIMITLESS GOLDEN RULE: 21 Ways to Use the Golden Rule In Your Life,” which is available at goodshortbooks.com and Amazon.com! ***************************************************************** Using … Continue reading →

Not So Famous Paul Newman founded the Hole in the Wall Gang Camp for children stricken with cancer, AIDS, and blood diseases. One afternoon, he and his wife, Joanne Woodward, stopped by to have lunch with the kids. A counselor at a … Continue reading →

FUNNY FRIDAY Me, Too! While on a road trip, an elderly couple stopped at a roadside restaurant for lunch. After finishing their meal, they left the restaurant, and resumed their trip. When leaving, the woman unknowingly left her glasses on … Continue reading →

Too Drunk! An Idaho State trooper pulled a car over on the freeway, a little bit north of the Idaho/Utah State line.  When the trooper asked the driver why he was speeding, the driver said he was a magician and … Continue reading →

Four Husbands The local news station was interviewing an 80-year-old lady because she had just gotten married for the fourth time.  The interviewer asked her questions about her life, about what it felt like to be marrying again at 80, … Continue reading →

Retiree Health Message As I was lying in bed pondering the problems of the world, I rapidly realized that I don’t really give a rat’s hiney.  It’s the tortoise life for me! 1.  If walking is good for your health, … Continue reading →

Caught Speeding Woman:  “Is there a problem, Officer?” Officer:  “Ma’am, you were speeding.” Woman:  “Oh, I see.” Officer:  “Can I see your license, please?” Woman:  “I’d give it to you, but I don’t have one.” Officer:  “You don’t have one?” … Continue reading →

Kids and Their Teachers A little girl was talking to her teacher about whales. The teacher said it was physically impossible for a whale to swallow a human because even though it was a very large mammal, its throat was … Continue reading →

  You Gotta Love Old Women An old woman prospector shuffled into town, leading a tired old mule.  The old woman headed straight for the only saloon to clear her parched throat. She walked up and tied her old mule … Continue reading →

On May 7, 2018, I went to the doctor for my regular checkup.  I weighed in at 159 pounds!!  Now, I’m only 5′ 1″ so that was too much for me, and I declared that 160 would not see me!! … Continue reading →